I’m a comedian.
There seem to be a lot of them about these days.
Everyone seems to think they are funny.
I do not have sticky up hair. I am not young and trendy. I am not tall and do not wear skinny jeans.
Maybe I’m not a comedian and this is a social experiment gone terribly wrong.
Most people think I am a bit weird to be honest.
I've stood in front of audiences and they have laughed.
This leads me to believe I am a comedian, and I’m going to proceed on that basis until someone tells me to stop.
I did have a glass smashed over my head at a gig once, and I hadn't even gone on stage.
Maybe the person had a premonition.
I was sat in the ambulance, paramedics doing all sorts of tests on me when I received a text, from comedy legend Sion James who was compering the gig. The text read " Are you still ok to Headline? "